Don`t want to be a candian idiot.
Don`t want to be some bear swell and hockey nut.
And do I like some frostbitten hose head?
I never learned my aphlabet A-Z!

Sure they got there national health care!
And they leave the house without packing heat!
They never even bring there guns to the Mall!
And you know what else is to funny..
there stupid Monoply Money...
Can`t take em seriousy at all!

HAPPY TANK AWARDS EVERYONE!